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Unplug Life Support - Double the Fun Cocktail Napkins


Bring on the laughter with these funny adult humor cocktail napkins. Best yet they are DOUBLE SIDED with laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin. Inside of napkin is a colorful coordinating design. Perfect addition to the party, in bold colors printed on luxury paper.

Side 1: ”I now know how it will all end for me… One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone…”
Side 2: Parents Today: Text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me when you’re coming home. Parents in the 80s: Bye.

  • Package of 20 Napkins
  • 5" x 5" folded
  • 10" x 10" open
  • Strong 3-Ply soft paper
  • Printed in Germany
  • Eco friendly materials using non-toxic, water-soluble dyes